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  • Writer's pictureCaleb Parkin


For my Off The Record  WRITE OFF group today, we had a lovely time reading some Limericks and then having a go at writing our own…Here’s a couple of mine:

Limerick The First (based on our weekly rubbish-collection annoyance):

A couple on Johnny Ball Lane Are wading through rubbish again:      They open their gate      And both get irate, Saying: “It’s the EU that’s the blame!”*

*NB: this is a joke, to try and alleviate some of the horrors of the current Brexitocalypse we’re experiencing.

Limerick The Second (see image above):

A jovial collosal squid Got upset when everyone hid:      As it reached for the sky      For an eightfold Hi Hi! The pirates looked less intrepid.

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