For my Off The Record WRITE OFF group today, we had a lovely time reading some Limericks and then having a go at writing our own…Here’s a couple of mine:
Limerick The First (based on our weekly rubbish-collection annoyance):
A couple on Johnny Ball Lane Are wading through rubbish again: They open their gate And both get irate, Saying: “It’s the EU that’s the blame!”*
*NB: this is a joke, to try and alleviate some of the horrors of the current Brexitocalypse we’re experiencing.
Limerick The Second (see image above):
A jovial collosal squid Got upset when everyone hid: As it reached for the sky For an eightfold Hi Hi! The pirates looked less intrepid.