If you’d like an actual, not silly, article about this subject, go here.
Inspired by a rum-punch hangover conversation:
SCRIPT FOR A VERY SHORT DOCUMENTARY FILM ABOUT NUT MILK PRODUCTION
Mid-shot carton on green screen, labelled NUT MILK.
Narrator: Nut Milk. A common everyday product for many vegans. But just how is it made and is it humane?
Cut to wide shot, pastures, slow zoom, accelerating into individual blades of grass.
Narrator: Here on the Great Pastures Of Al-mond, the nuts are farmed.
General Views of nuts grazing…
Narrator: They are tended the much smaller peanuts, specially trained to herd and milk them.
Cut to outside macro shot
Narrator: The Dairy…
SFX: Ominous music.
Cutaway of carton pouring into cereal. Slow zoom onto flow of white, turn- ing slowly red.
Narrator: But it’s what happens next that causes the controversy…